“I’m a Dad, Grandpa & a Veteran — Nothing Scares Me” – Funny Patriotic Veteran T-Shirt

You’ve faced combat, raised kids, spoiled grandkids, and survived family gatherings — you’re basically bulletproof. This Dad, Grandpa & Veteran tee is the ultimate badge of honor for the man who’s done it all and still keeps his sense of humor. With a rugged flag backdrop and bold lettering, it’s perfect for cookouts, holidays, or reminding the family that you’ve already seen worse. Comfortable, durable, and full of attitude — because nothing scares a man who’s been through boot camp and potty training.

Disclaimer:
- Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

.: The Gildan 5000 is made with medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² / 180 g/m²) consisting of 100% cotton, offering year-round comfort with lasting durability.
.: The classic fit of this shirt ensures a comfy, relaxed wear while the crew neckline adds that neat, timeless look that can blend into any occasion, casual or semi-formal.
.: The tear-away label means a scratch-free experience with no irritation or discomfort whatsoever.
.: Made using 100% US cotton that is ethically grown and harvested. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.