None of Us Almost Joined Outdoor Mat – Funny Veteran Doormat

For those who didn’t almost join — they actually served. The None of Us Almost Joined Outdoor Mat brings military humor straight to your doorstep. Tough, sarcastic, and unapologetically veteran-made, this mat is perfect for anyone who takes pride in having walked the walk.

Crafted from durable coir fiber with a rugged, military-grade vibe, it’s built to withstand mud, boots, and whatever life tracks in. Each purchase helps support Stable Ground Foundation, funding housing and programs for homeless veterans — because every hero deserves a place to call home.

• 4 Sizes - 36"x24", 30"x18", 18"x12", & 24"x16"
• Black Print
• Sturdy Golden Coir Bristle Top
• Durable Black Base - Easy to Clean